Toasting - Not Roasting

By: Doug Messel

Listen up, men: Giving a short speech at a wedding reception is a tradition. However, people always forget this and do things to embarrass themselves or other people. Here are some sure-fire ways to make sure your toast is a success:

            Stand up if you’re toasting—stay seated if receiving it.

            When you give a toast, make sure that everyone can see you. There’s a reason they handed you a microphone to do it.

            Prepare ahead of time. Don’t just “wing” it.

            This doesn’t mean you need to write a five page speech, but knowing what you want to say and in what order to say it prevents you from being long-winded and annoying everyone there.

            Don’t drink too much beforehand.

            This is a surefire way to do something dumb like offend the bride’s mother or father. Also, it keeps you from telling that ridiculous story about the bachelor party or your days in college.

            Add witty anecdotes if they’re in good taste.

            I went to a wedding once where the bride and groom had known each other since preschool. The best man’s speech referenced this and gave everyone a chuckle. As I said before, make sure it’s in good taste, and for God’s sake don’t talk about the bachelor party.

            Mention your toast’s recipients by name, how you know them, and a thought about this special event.

            This should already be a given, but it’ll help solidify your nature as a “good friend.” Likewise, make sure your thought about the special event is positive.