You’re familiar with the ubiquitous quizzes in the slick mags, right? Well, how about a quirky nuptials test? And please, don’t base your whole relationship on the results; this is just for fun!

How did you meet?

1. A very horrible first date, where you thought at the end, “I hope I never see this guy again”
2. You grew up together, and he was the first to accidentally see your tah-tahs while changing into your swimsuit
3. Illicit co-workers
4. A chance meeting where a pigeon pooped on your head and he gave you a tissue

Where did you go for your first real date?

1. Drinks-where you started out being lady-like with your Cosmo and ended the night dancing on the bar with a beer in hand
2. Monster trucking and mud wrestling
3. A bucket of fried chicken and some making out at the drive-in
4. Getting tattoos together

What will your wedding be like?

1. Escape artists
2. Barefoot and breezy
3. Traditional and timed
4. Out of the ordinary

What’s your American dream?

     A.  Investing in a champion Bichon Frisé and tour the world, showing your dog

     B.   Moving to Hawaii and opening a hot dog stand together

     C.   Wear matching country club jackets

     D.    Being able to spend every Halloween at the Rocky Horror Picture Show, even when you’re 50

Song that describes you as a couple?

1. “Unchained Melody”-The Righteous Brothers
2. “You're The One That I Want”-John Travolta w/ Olivia Newton
3. “From this Moment”-Shania Twain and Bryan White
4. “White Wedding”-Billy Idol

Mostly A’s-You are a passionate couple with dreams and aspirations galore! You are spontaneous and adventurous and love being the best of buds but can get into a tiff now and again too. Your heavenly honeymoon is somewhere warm and tropical that you can have fun relaxing or going on day trips doing fun activities.

Mostly B’s-You are your mate’s best friend and solid rock. You are completely comfortable with each other and can be light and playful. Your great getaway is a mountain retreat with shopping and talks by the fireplace.

Mostly C’s-You, as a couple, are organized, traditional and have big plans for life. Look out for 2 and a ½ kids and a black lab! You are in perfect sync with life goals and love getting out there and making the most of our time on earth. Your ideal isolation would be Disney World, enjoying it now before the kids get here.

Mostly D’s-This uproarious duo causes quite a stir! You know how to have fun and you take part in fun on a daily basis. You work and play hard and don’t follow the crowd. Your ultimate escape would be following your jam band of choice for two weeks, sleeping in an RV and selling homemade veggie burgers to pay for gas.